# | Team | Δ | Record | Comment | |
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1. | Chiefs | -- | 12-1 | The Dolphins gave the Chiefs all they could handle in the first quarter of Sunday's game, but the Chiefs once again proved that when they are focused, they are the most dangerous team in the NFL. Travis Kelce, the NFL's leading receiver currently, had another monster game showing why he's a future hall of famer. However, after having five 10+ point wins in the first eight weeks of the season, the Chiefs last five wins have all been won by one score. Will this trend ultimately matter come playoff time? It's hard to argue with results, as the Chiefs 12-1 record is the best record through 13 games in franchise history. The ultimate barometer for the Chiefs is this week as they travel to play the Saints, hopefully with Drew Brees. Many questions will be answered in this clash of two top five teams. | |
2. | Packers | +2 | 10-3 | There always seems to be one Lions-Packer game a year that ends up being some kind of adventure. Rodgers and Adams were as good as ever but the Lions kept on lingering throughout the game. Mason "Silver Fox" Crosby nailed an insurance 58 yard field goal with 3:30 to play and made a touchdown-saving tackle on the immediate kickoff. Aside from Crosby, the special teams really leave a lot to be desired, especially after the hands team almost allowed a onside kick recovery (c'mon y'all I don't need Bostic flashbacks). Packers officially won the division game and are now the projected 1 seed, which is pretty neat ngl. Onto a Saturday game I guess? | |
3. | Bills | +2 | 10-3 | For a team that was searching desperately in 2019 for a signature win, the 2020 Bills have found them everywhere they turn. This team has had one of the toughest schedules in the league, but except for a couple games they've shown up every time they've had to. This is the second-best team in the conference. The Bills bandwagons are circling now. Josh Allen's extending his baseball glove-sized hand. He says "get in nerds, we're goin' to the Super Bowl." | |
4. | Saints | -1 | 10-3 | This loss = Hurts. Dennis Allen seemingly had no answers for the rookie QB and then Miles Sanders piled on as well. "All the things we didn't want to allow happen, happened in that game." This was Sean Payton's post-game assessment and it's fair. Taysom Hill had an acceptable statline but it hides how sloppy he looked on the field. The defense struggled with its assignment to contain Hurts and keep him from getting outside the pocket - a worrying sign considering the next QB on the schedule. | |
5. | Steelers | -3 | 11-2 | The Steelers schedule has been insane. 6 days between NYG and DEN. 14 days between HOU and PHI. 10 days between JAX and BAL. But with that BAL game, the Steelers played them, WFT and BUF in 12 days. 3 games in 12 days. The team is out of LBs and OL. This has been a challenging season for everyone, but this is unprecedented. The Steelers have 8 days until CIN, then 6 days until IND. 10 out of 16 games played with an irregular schedule? You can argue the drops are kicking their ass, but this schedule has been brutal. No wonder they've lost 2 straight. | |
6. | Rams | -- | 9-4 | Imagine only scoring 3 points in a game. | |
7. | Colts | +1 | 9-4 | Kenny Moore is a player underrated by national media but massively valuable to the Colts. GM Chris Ballard made re-signing him a priority after his breakout 2018 season. Moore has been a reliable performer throughout his tenure as a Colt and added an exclamation point with his insane one-handed interception on Sunday. | |
8. | Titans | +1 | 9-4 | Derrick Henry had his second 200+ yard 2 TD game against the Jaguars on Sunday. The performance made Henry the 7th player to rush for 1,500+ yards and 14+ TDs through 13 games. | |
9. | Seahawks | +1 | 9-4 | Nothing cures | |
10. | Ravens | +2 | 8-5 | This ranker is a brown man, writing about how Lamar Jackson lost 20 pounds dropping some brown, dropping a TD to Brown, to go ahead against the Browns. They go for two. So in response, K-hunt ties the game, 42-42. In response, the Llama sets up the GOAT to nail a 54-yarder, 16th game winner of his career! To say nothing else of the game -- 9 total fucking rushing touchdowns, tying a record held since two defunct teams played each other before anyone on reddit was born... and Jackson runs for a MNF QB record 124 yards -- but still gets all the clutch plays done with his arm, with this middling group of receivers. The even greater news amidst all this is that the schedule doesn't look so bad in the closing stretch, and inspired play like this past Monday from the offense will ease the burden of the Ravens' gradually depleting secondary. Best wishes to Trace McSorely who made an extremely commendable effort to set them up for Lamar's return. | |
11. | Browns | -4 | 9-4 | Did you bet the over? The Browns and Ravens combined for 89 points in an absolute rollercoaster of a game. While they did not win, the Browns have shown they are contenders. With two games to go a real shot at the playoffs is on the table. The Browns will face the Giants in another prime time game. | |
12. | Buccaneers | -1 | 8-5 | The Buccaneers pulled off a 26-14 win over the Vikings, bringing their playoff chances to 94%. Vikes kicker Dan Bailey channeled his inner Gary Anderson to win the Bucs' game ball on an 0/3 kicking performance with an additional missed XP. Rookie Antoine Winfield Jr. played a disruptive game against his dad's former team and is looking like he has the potential to be one of the league's next great safeties. With only interim coaches to close out the remaining three games of the season, the Bucs should have smooth sailing into the Wild Card round. | |
13. | Dolphins | -- | 8-5 | There are no consolation prizes in the NFL, but a single score loss to the best team in the league while the backup waterboy is lining up in the slot is about as close to a one as you'll ever get. While he was able to pull off the win, even Patrick Mahomes couldn't keep this ball-hawking defense from getting a hold of the ball, often. And at some point, if people don't start talking about Xavien Howard in the DPOY conversation, he's just going to go intercept the damned award himself. Hopefully, the long, long list of injured Dolphins get well soon. | |
14. | Cardinals | +1 | 7-6 | A monster day from Haason Reddick and the defense finally put the Cardinals back on the winning track. Breaking a franchise record with 5 sacks was one thing, but getting all the turnovers was huge. Hopefully the offense feeds off of it and has a good week in preparing for a big game with Philly that has huge playoff implications. It will take a complete team effort to beat Philly with Jalen Hurts starting fresh of a win against the Saints. | |
15. | Raiders | -1 | 7-6 | The Raiders looked really bad against the Colts, just like they have for the better part of the last 6 weeks. Luckily Gruden finally made the call to fire Pauly G, something fans have been calling for for the past 2 seasons. Only time will tell if it's too little, too late. Every game from here on out is a must win if the Raiders want to make the playoffs. | |
16. | Washington FT | +3 | 6-7 | Washington is finding ways to win instead of finding ways to lose. The offense was not able to score a TD so the defense went ahead and spotted them 14 points. Chase Young notches his first TD and continues to prove his worth as the 2nd overall pick as a game wrecker. | |
17. | Vikings | -- | 6-7 | Dalvin Cook became the first back to rush for over 100 yards against the Bucs in over 20 games, but the Vikings were unable to convert long drives into points as Dan Bailey went 0/4 on field goals and extra points. Couple that with some questionable officiating, the Vikings' banged up front seven generating zero pressure on Tom Brady and plenty of self-inflicted wounds and it all adds up to a real tough loss that knocks the Vikings down from wild card favorites to playoff long shots. | |
18. | Bears | +5 | 6-7 | The Bears finally snapped their six-game losing streak by rolling over the Texans without much difficulty. Trubisky attempted one throw longer than 20 yards. | |
19. | Patriots | -3 | 6-7 | Los Angeles, is a land of contrasts - In a span of four days the Patriots' hopes for a postseason were revived and then unceremoniously squashed. Run Defense, Offensive Line, Cam and the Receivers, There just are too many holes to cover up with week to week coaching, this team needs some reworking over the offseason. The Pats end the season with the division as always, lets hope to fuck someone’s season or seeding up. And also the Jets. | |
20. | 49ers | -2 | 5-8 | The 49ers defense did their job, holding the Washington offense to a total of 9 points, but the offense had two takeaways brought back for touchdowns and could not recover. The team looks to right the ship this week against the Cowboys. | |
21. | Broncos | +5 | 5-8 | Drew Lock put up the third-highest passer rating in team history — behind a couple guys you may know. In the battle of 4-8's, the Broncos somehow managed to not blow a sizeable fourth-quarter lead and emerge victorious. Winning the game but losing The Hunt for a Better Draft Pick. Will the team remain in purgatory? Stay tuned. | |
22. | Giants | -2 | 5-8 | It’s a real joy to watch the rest of the teams in the up-for-grabs NFC East secure wins, with one being against a top-5 team, all while watching your team play so poorly they start setting franchise records. At least we can say the hype was fun while it lasted, right? | |
23. | Falcons | -1 | 4-9 | Outplayed by a team whose most impressive win is a tossup between the Bengals, Jaguars, and Jets? Check. Outcoached by special teams ace Anthony Lynn? Check. Ten point lead blown, two interceptions with under five minutes left, double check. Good thing age is just a number for the 32nd youngest team in the league. | |
24. | Panthers | -3 | 4-9 | I'm not sure where the Panthers go from here. Coach Rhule has said that he isn't going to do the team and fans a disservice by beginning to evaluate players, which means that we're going to see more of Teddy Bridgewater (who is 0-7 in one score games this season) crumble at the end of the game. Playing at Lambeau in primetime in December is one of the hardest things a team can do, and it's not going to be an easy test for the Panthers, who so far have shown that they can't win close games, nor can they defend the pass (23rd in passing defense). It's going to be tough sledding, but hopefully Jeremy Chinn can continue his torrid pace and run his way into DROY. | |
25. | Eagles | +3 | 4-8-1 | Jalen Hurts delivered the spark the Eagles needed to upset the Saints and spread 'quarterback controversy' all over the city of brotherly love. While the season remains a disappointment, the dual running threat of Hurts and Sanders could be interesting to watch going forward, and the NFC Least remains wide-open with 2 divisional games left on the 2020 menu. | |
26. | Lions | -1 | 5-8 | Even with a loss, Interim HC Darrell Bevell showed that his Lions are here to compete. This game was never out of hands, and the Lions kept it close the entire time. There are still plenty of woes on Defense, but the Offense continued to ball out as expected. With two TD's coming from the run game (Swift and Kerryon), there is already something to look forward to next year. Lately the team has been able to trust the run on short yardage and redzone carries and it has helped the team with consistency in the red zone. Unfortunately, Aaron Rodgers is a QB that can carve up a weak secondary... so that didn't go great. There's around a 1% chance of the Lions getting a playoff spot, not unheard of, but it'll be tough if Stafford's injury progresses and we lose him for the season. #DefendTheDen | |
27. | Chargers | -- | 4-9 | First of all, props to Falcons Twitter for this gem before the game, and it played out exactly as expected. Both teams did their best to try giving it away at the end, but the Chargers ended up on the winning side this time around. The Chargers had their hiccups again but there were improvements across the board; Justin Herbert's 81.8% completion percentage is his highest of the season, the defense came away with 3 INTs, and special teams probably had their best day. The Chargers get a short week before a Thursday Night tilt in Las Vegas. | |
28. | Texans | -4 | 4-9 | The Texans are lucky that Paxton is the Texas AG, otherwise they would have had the biggest blowout loss in the state this past week. | |
29. | Cowboys | -- | 4-9 | The Red Rifle won his revenge game, the defense forced multiple turnovers, and the Bengals were held to 3.4 yards per carry. All that, and the Cowboys still come out of the week with a top 5 draft pick. Honestly, Sunday couldn't have gone better. Now, the only question is whether this was the team turning the corner and the beginning of a strong finish to the season, or this was just a perfect moment of the Cowboys finding a shittier team with serious injuries issues and just doing what should happen in that scenario. | |
30. | Bengals | -- | 2-10-1 | Giovani Bernard hadn't fumbled since 2013 before his 1st quarter fumble on Sunday. So what does he get for his troubles? A spot on the bench thanks to Zac Taylor. Giovani was one of the only veterans who spoke out in behalf of Taylor and the current coaches when multiple articles were released with "sources" saying that Taylor had lost the locker room last month. You have to question the benching for multiple reasons as the directionless Bengals continue to flounder to blowout losses. Just another reason why this should be Zac Taylor's last season as head coach in Cincinnati. | |
31. | Jaguars | -- | 1-12 | This one felt more as expected. Perhaps it was in former GM Dave Caldwell's plans— no, wait, hear me out. Adjusting tinfoil hat; Based on the moves taken this offseason to seemingly dump talent from the Jaguars in attempt to amass more draft picks, perhaps the former front office of the Jaguars were banking on this season not being played, due to pandemic reasons. Sure, this may sound farfetched, but I'd like to hear a more reasonable explanation for fielding such a disaster as this team, this season. | |
32. | Jets | -- | 0-13 | The Jets have now scored on 7 consecutive opening drives, the longest streak in the NFL. After climbing to an early 3-0 lead, I watched Peter Sawkins make an excellent cranachan custard slice on The Great British Bake Off. |
SB | Home Team in White | Result | Reason (not confirmed) |
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XIII | Cowboys | Lost 35-31 to Steelers | Cowboys White Jersey Tradition |
XVII | Redskins | Won 27-17 over Dolphins | Unknown, but rumors of red jersey struggles |
XXVII | Cowboys | Won 52-17 over Bills | Cowboys White Jersey Tradition |
XL | Steelers | Won 21-10 over Seahawks | White throughout playoffs, kept trend |
50 | Broncos | Won 24-10 over Panthers | Curse of Orange in Super Bowl |
LII | Patriots | Lost 41-33 to Eagles | 12-1 record in prior 13 Super Bowls |
Super Bowl | Team | Patch on Left | Result |
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LV | Kansas City Chiefs | AFL/Lamar Hunt Team Uniform Tradition | TBD |
LIV | Kansas City Chiefs | AFL/Lamar Hunt Team Uniform Tradition | Win |
XLVII | Baltimore Ravens | "Art" honoring Art Modell | Win |
XLVI | New England Patriots | "MHK" honoring Myra H. Kraft | Loss |
XLV | Pittsburgh Steelers | Steelers logo Uniform Tradition | Loss |
XLIII | Pittsburgh Steelers | Steelers logo Uniform Tradition | Win |
XL | Pittsburgh Steelers | Steelers logo Uniform Tradition | Win |
It may be worth noting that in SB X, the Steelers and Cowboys wore Bicentennial patches, but Dallas had them on their shoulders. Additionally the Giants wore memorial patches to honor a fallen teammate in SB XXI.
Position | Number | Official | Super Bowl Experience |
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Referee | 51 | Carl Cheffers | LI (R) |
Umpire | 11 | Fred Bryan | LIII (U) |
Down Judge | 53 | Sarah Thomas | - |
Line Judge | 59 | Rusty Baynes | 50 (LJ) |
Field Judge | 95 | James Coleman | - |
Side Judge | 103 | Eugene Hall | LIII (FJ) |
Back Judge | 105 | Dino Paganelli | XLVII (BJ) |
Replay Official | - | Mike Wimmer | XXXVII (Video Op) XLIX (Replay Official) |
Replay Assistant | - | Sean McKee | - |
Alt R | 14 | Shawn Smith | - |
Alt U | 128 | Ramon George | - |
Alt DJ | 6 | Jerod Phillips | - |
Alt LJ | 84 | Mark Steinkerchner | XXXIX (LJ) & XXXVII (LJ) |
Alt FJ | 97 | Tom Hill | XL (SJ), XLIX (SJ) & LII (FJ) |
Alt SJ | 26 | Jabir Walker | - |
Alt BJ | 88 | Brad Freeman | - |
Alt Replay | - | Mark Butterworth | - |
# | Team | Δ | Record | Comment | |
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1. | Chiefs | +1 | 3-0 | The Chiefs looked like the defending Super Bowl champions against the Ravens and took no prisoners. Despite a slow start to the year, the Chiefs offense woke up in a big way and came out guns blazing and never looked back. The Chiefs defense also turned in a stellar performance at all levels and held the Ravens to only 13 points over the whole game. This is the Chiefs team that was promised in the offseason, and Mahomes further proved why he is the best QB in the NFL by stunting on those hoes. | |
2. | Seahawks | +1 | 3-0 | Who needs a defense when you have literal Jesus Christ at quarterback? Ol' Pete has really embraced the let Russ cook movement and it shows; Russell's been absolutely unstoppable, no matter how hard DK may try (ilysm DK ❤️💜). Key players like Jamal Adams and Chris Carson suffered injuries against Dallas, but hopefully nothing is too serious. But back to the good stuff. Skybox Schotty has been a godsend this season. The offense is C O O K I N G and nobody's coolin this stove, baby. Not even FITZMAGIC HIMSELF. Oh and FUCK TRYSTEN HILL. ALL THE HOMIES HATE TRYSTEN HILL | |
3. | Packers | +1 | 3-0 | The Packers are just happy they didn't Bostic that onside kick at the end. Great training for next week against the Falcons | |
4. | Ravens | -3 | 2-1 | One day, the Ravens will beat Mahomes. But not yesterday. Better hope that OL can take on Chase Young. At least the Ravens have the branding and beltway advantage over WTF for next week. | |
5. | Bills | -- | 3-0 | Dread it. Run from it. ‘Stache Allen arrives all the same. | |
6. | Steelers | +1 | 3-0 | It would be improper not to mention the Watt reunion that happened on Sunday, but it was overshadowed by the likely implosion of the Texans' season as Pittsburgh forced them to 0-3 in what was likely already a "must-win" scenario for Houston. This bodes well for the Steelers as the pressure was on them going into this game to eliminate a potential rival early and put the Ravens in the rearview mirror early on by forcing them to keep pace vs a stellar Chiefs team. The Steelers travel to the Titans in what will be a huge road test for them to stay tied for 1st in the AFC. | |
7. | Titans | +1 | 3-0 | The Titans were able to squeak out a win against the Vikings on the foot of Steven Gostkowski's 6 FGs. Now they face their toughest challenge of the year, navigating multiple positive COVID tests and a shutdown of their facility. | |
8. | Patriots | +3 | 2-1 | Thuney played great at center, Sony and Burkhead stepped up, and the run game won the day. This coming week at Kansas City is pretty huge, win or lose the Patriots will learn a lot about what they need to improve on as the season goes forward. | |
9. | Rams | -3 | 2-1 | The Rams have dominated the second half this season, outscoring their opponents 52-20. Unfortunately, a slow start and defensive lapses at key moments meant too little too late versus the Bills and will keep the Rams from going 16-0 this year. | |
10. | 49ers | +2 | 2-1 | After demolishing two teams in the league with a next man up philosophy Belichick would be proud of, some questions remain. Unfortunately a matchup against Philadelphia might not provide all the answers. | |
11. | Buccaneers | +3 | 2-1 | The Buccaneers pulled off a win on the road against an injury depleted Broncos, putting them atop the NFC South. Tom Brady looked like his usual GOAT self, and the defense racked up 6.0 sacks and 2 interceptions against the Driskel Kid. So with the Bucs playing the Chargers and rookie QB Justin Herbert, it should be an easy win, right? Wrong. Since 2011, the Bucs are 3-12 against rookie QBs, so it could be a rocky upcoming game at home for the Bucs. Combine that with the fact that Donovan Smith will have to block Joey Bosa, and Tom Brady might need to pay his snake oil salesman trainer Alex Guerrero overtime after next week. Unlike the Chargers, however, he won't have to worry about puncturing his lung. | |
12. | Saints | -3 | 1-2 | Much like Johann Freiderich Bottger, Sean Payton finds himself summonsed before the royal court of Saints fans demanding an explanation why he's failing to produce gold as they expect. The Saints have started seasons in worse positions, but the weight of expectations on this team and the clear lack of synergy on the field (and another PJ Williams blunder) means Sean Payton will be hoping he stumbles upon the recipe for white gold quickly. | |
13. | Cardinals | -3 | 2-1 | A letdown game seemed inevitable after all the hype and Kyler for MVP talk the past week. Hopefully the team learned from the mistakes and is ready to move on. Taking care of the ball will be a huge emphasis as losing the turnover battle by 3 can't happen. Safety is now also a concern as it appears Budda Baker will be out at least a few weeks. The next two road games will be critical as the schedule will start to get a lot tougher. | |
14. | Raiders | -1 | 2-1 | The Raiders are not the best team in the league. | |
15. | Bears | +1 | 3-0 | The big story, of course, is the benching of Mitch Trubisky. Nick B. D. Foles came into the game without any system reps since training camp and casually threw 3 touchdowns in 4:27 of game time. A mix of late-game heroics and tremendous opponent implosions have left the Bears' sitting at the season's unlikeliest 3-0, and if Foles can stay healthy they may have a much higher ceiling on offense than anyone anticipated. Extend Allen Robinson. | |
16. | Cowboys | -1 | 1-2 | There's a pile of dead bodies on both sides of the ball, but somehow Dallas is still competitive. Despite such bad offensive line play that they did the cupid shuffle at halftime, Dak went blow for blow with Russell Wilson. On the fun side, the team found new and exciting ways to shit their own bed. A muffed kickoff return and multiple missed extra points were some plot twists no one saw coming. Sundays are ugly right now, but if they can get ahold of a Cleric or a Celestial Warlock or maybe a Lore Bard, hell, even a Necromancer, this team could be nasty in a month or so. Plus, its not like there is intense competition to win the division. | |
17. | Colts | -- | 2-1 | Ho-hum, the Colts destroyed the Jets. Colts fans' were encouraged by the display on Sunday but caution reminds that it was only the Jets, who look entirely uninspired. | |
18. | Browns | +6 | 2-1 | At 2-1 the Browns finally have a winning record for the first time since December of 2014. 2,123 days to be exact. With Baker Mayfield tossing two touchdowns and Nick Chubb running in two more the Browns have everyone taking note. Is this the year they turn it around? | |
19. | Texans | -1 | 0-3 | In 2014 Bill O'Brien was given the reins to a team that was struggling. Their offense was anemic, their defense was weak in the secondary, and on the whole they just came up short when it really mattered. Now after 6 years under his leadership, the offense is anemic, the defense is weak against the run, and the team is struggling. Of course Deshaun Watson is better than Tom Savage, and Fat Randy plays for the Bengals now, but really the team feels poised to go 9-7 and fail to come out on top in the critical moments of critical games. I'm sure they'll look better against teams that are weaker than the Chiefs and Ravens, but if the Texans can't challenge the top squads in the NFL, how much have they really moved forward since 2014? | |
20. | Chargers | -1 | 1-2 | An opponent who should have been a win on paper, a significant player going down to injury (CHJ may miss 4-6 weeks with a foot injury), and falling behind early only to fall short of a comeback. Nothing more 2020 for the Chargers than to go full 2019. Credit Herbert for his poise throughout the game, coming back from that rocky start to become the third QB ever to throw 300+ yards in his first two games. The Chargers, and the offense in particular, cannot afford to have a slow start against Tampa Bay. | |
21. | Vikings | +1 | 0-3 | Justin Jefferson put up 175 yards and Harrison Smith put up another elite performance, but the Titans still eked out a one-point win thanks to rookie mistakes at corner and the Vikings' interior offensive line getting posterized yet again. | |
22. | Lions | +7 | 1-2 | This baby can fit so much emotional confusion in it. The Lions defense had 3 picks, which means fans have 3 reasons to be hype for next week. Golladay was a monster as always, but Stafford is making weird mistakes. He took sacks he shouldn’t have, and Detroit has come to expect so much more from the offense... but fuck it. A W is a W. Time to chug the Kool-Aid, because there is an undeserving reason to be hype again. | |
23. | Dolphins | +5 | 1-2 | Rumors of Fitztragic sightings seem to have died down, as the beard magic shined through en route to Ryan Fitzmagic setting multiple records in a rout of the Jaguars. Is this a sign of what's to come, or just beating up on a bad team? | |
24. | Jaguars | -3 | 1-2 | [On Location] "The Jaguars decided to take the week off from football inste— (shuffling notes) I'm now being told the Jaguars did not in fact take the week off from football, and were instead embarassed by some old bearded man on Thursday night. Sounds like the squad will have a few extra days to try and get it's act together, as what it says here sounds like the defense was downright abysmal, and likely illegal in at least six states." | |
25. | Falcons | -5 | 0-3 | In the middle of the fourth quarter on September 27, Arthur Blank's 78th birthday, hundreds of confidently depressed Falcons fans simultaneously predicted something that hadn't ever statistically happened in NFL history with such nonchalance it felt arrogant. Since two churches in 2014 were demolished to make way for Atlanta's new(ly cursed) stadium, under no circumstance has a lead remained safe. All the talent in the world can't stop the Falcons from Falconing weekly in the most Falconly ways ever Falconed. Classic Falcons. | |
26. | Panthers | +4 | 1-2 | The Panthers notched their first win in week 3. But given the quality of their opponent and the shaky nature of the win, it's hard to read too much into it. The run and pass defenses are still porous, the chemistry on offense isn't quite there yet and Teddy Bridgewater is uneven. All that being said, the team is moving in the right direction and the system continues to gel after a short offseason. In a wide open division like the NFCS, anything can happen. | |
27. | Washington FT | -2 | 1-2 | Despite QB Dwayne Haskins 3 INT day, Washington had a 20-17 lead in the third quarter before the numerous self-inflicted wounds became too much to overcome. Ron Rivera continues to preach patience and trust in the process while seemingly tapping out in back to back games down 2 scores with timeouts left on the board. Everyone understands the fear of injuries but giving up so readily is a bad look and might contradict the "culture" message that Rivera wants to instill. | |
28. | Eagles | -5 | 0-2-1 | What kind of coward elects to punt on 4th-and-12 from mid-field with 19 seconds left in overtime? The Eagles' organization is garbage. | |
29. | Broncos | -3 | 0-3 | Jerry Jeudy has played three NFL games. He has caught passes from three different QBs. No fact better captures the combination of bad injury luck and front office ineptitude that the Broncos have this season. A big steaming turd meets another big steaming turd (the Jets) this week. Whoever wins, America loses. | |
30. | Bengals | -3 | 0-2-1 | Joe Burrow continues to excel, despite having no training camp, pre-season, or a functioning offensive line. The Bengals are essentially parking their Ferrari on the street right now. Maybe next off-season they can buy a garage. | |
31. | Giants | -- | 0-3 | The Giants, not to be outdone by their Metlife brethren, went out Sunday and got curb-stomped by the San Francisco Injured Reserves. Daniel Jones has gone from "Danny Dimes" to "Danny Duds" as he looked far inferior to backup QB Nick Mullens Sunday. He can run, but he's had the same problems plaguing him since last year, and no, the blame for that does not rest solely on the OL. The Giants get the LA Rams next, which means we all get to see perennial all-pro Aaron Donald go against their Costco brand-OL. | |
32. | Jets | -- | 0-3 | In a heroic effort to get Adam Gase fired, Sam Darnold became the first quarterback to throw two pick-sixes in one game since Geno Smith. |
Player | Position | New Team |
---|---|---|
Trevor Siemian | QB | Free Agent |
Bilal Powell | RB | Free Agent |
Ty Montgomery | RB | New Orleans |
Robby Anderson | WR | Carolina |
Demaryius Thomas | WR | Free Agent |
Kelvin Beachum | LT | Arizona |
Brent Qvale | LG | Houston |
Ryan Kalil | C | Free Agent |
Tom Compton | RG | San Francisco |
Brandon Shell | RT | Seattle |
Brandon Copeland | EDGE | New England |
Paul Worrilow | ILB | Free Agent |
Albert McClellan | ILB | Free Agent |
Trumaine Johnson | CB | Free Agent |
Darryl Roberts | FS | Detroit |
Rontez Miles | FS | Free Agent |
Blake Countess | DB | Free Agent |
Lachlan Edwards | P | Free Agent |
Player | Position | Old Team | Length | Salary |
---|---|---|---|---|
Joe Flacco | QB | Denver | 1 year | $1.5 MM |
David Fales | QB | NY Jets | 1 year | $0.9 MM |
Frank Gore | RB | Buffalo | 1 year | $1.1 MM |
Breshad Perriman | WR | Tampa Bay | 1 year | $6.5 MM |
Josh Doctson | WR | Minnesota | 1 year | $0.9 MM |
Daniel Brown | TE | NY Jets | 1 year | $0.8 MM |
Alex Lewis | LG | NY Jets | 3 years | $18.6 MM |
Greg Van Roten | LG | Carolina | 3 years | $10.5 MM |
Josh Andrews | LG | Indianapolis | 1 year | $1.0 MM |
Connor McGovern | C | Denver | 3 years | $27.0 MM |
George Fant | RT | Seattle | 3 years | $27.3 MM |
Jordan Jenkins | EDGE | NY Jets | 1 year | $3.9 MM |
Neville Hewitt | ILB | NY Jets | 1 year | $2.0 MM |
Patrick Onwuasor | ILB | Baltimore | 1 year | $2.0 MM |
James Burgess | ILB | NY Jets | 1 year | $0.9 MM |
Pierre Desir | CB | Indianapolis | 1 year | $4.0 MM |
Arthur Maulet | CB | NY Jets | 1 year | $0.9 MM |
Quincy Wilson | CB | Indianapolis | 1 year | $1.3 MM |
Brian Poole | NCB | NY Jets | 1 year | $5.0 MM |
Bennett Jackson | FS | NY Jets | 1 year | $0.7 MM |
Round | Number | Pos | Player | School |
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1 | 11 | LT | Mekhi Becton | Louisville |
2 | 59 | WR | Denzel Mims | Baylor |
3 | 68 | FS | Ashtyn Davis | Cal |
3 | 79 | EDGE | Jabari Zuniga | Florida |
4 | 120 | RB | La'Mical Perine | Florida |
4 | 125 | QB | James Morgan | FIU |
4 | 129 | LT | Cameron Clark | Charlotte |
5 | 158 | CB | Bryce Hall | Virginia |
6 | 191 | P | Braden Mann | Texas A&M |
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Pos | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
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off | ||||
QB | Sam Darnold | J Flacco | J Morgan | |
RB | Le'Veon Bell | F Gore | L Perine | T Cannon |
WR | Breshad Perriman | J Smith | ||
WR | Denzel Mims | V Smith | ||
SWR | Jamison Crowder | B Berrios | ||
TE | Chris Herndon | R Griffin | D Brown | |
LT | Mekhi Becton | C Clark | ||
LG | Alex Lewis | G Van Roten | ||
C | Connor McGovern | J Harrison | ||
RG | Brian Winters | |||
RT | George Fant | C Edoga | ||
def | ||||
EDGE | Jordan Jenkins | K Phillips | ||
EDGE | Tarell Basham | J Zuniga | ||
DT | Henry Anderson | N Shepherd | F Fatukasi | |
DT | Quinnen Williams | S McLendon | ||
ILB | CJ Mosley | N Hewitt | B Cashman | |
ILB | Avery Williamson | P Onwuasor | H Langi | |
CB | Pierre Desir | B Hall | ||
CB | Arthur Maulet | Q Wilson | ||
NCB | Brian Poole | S Carter | ||
SS | Jamal Adams | A Davis | ||
FS | Marcus Maye | M Farley | ||
spec | ||||
K | Sam Ficken | |||
P | Braden Mann | |||
LS | Thomas Hennessy |
Prediction Method 1: Higher QB Rating Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
Prediction Method 2: Higher Passer Rating Record: (3-1) / 75.0%The Man with the MustacheGardner Minshew is coming into this game with a QBR of 64.9, smack dab in the middle of the league at 16th. Matthew Stafford’s rough year continues to haunt him, as he finds himself at only a 62.9, good for 18th.
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
The NFL’s own rating finds Minshew with a 99.4, which is 15th in the league. Stafford regrettably lands at 18th once again, with a 93.8.
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
Prediction Method 3: Better Turnover Differential Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
Detroit’s defense continues to sputter, yet they find themselves at a +1 differential after four weeks of play, having made four interceptions while only losing three. Jacksonville, in contrast, lands at -2, seizing five interceptions but losing four of their own and giving up three fumbles. Detroit manages to get their first pick of the week.Prediction Method 4: Average Points Per Game Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
Pick: Detroit Lions
Even on the worst of days, you can usually expect Detroit’s offense to do...well, something. They’re having problems, sure, but they show flashes of brilliance that make you wonder about alternate realities in which all of their pieces manage to click together. In this reality, however, they rank 19th in the league for PPG, with 24.8 (for reference, Green Bay leads the pack with 38.0). Jacksonville loses this one by exactly one field goal per game, coming in at 26th with an average PPG of 21.8 after five weeks.
Pick: Detroit Lions
Prediction Method 5: Best 2019 Record Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
I get sad whenever I have to write about Detroit’s (3-12-1) record from 2019. I also get a little antsy wondering if this year’s will be worse. The Jags probably have a similar feeling, as they finished their 2019-20 season in last place for their division as well. In fact, that’s why we’re scheduled to play each other in the first place (or last place, as the case may be). Still, they have some more wiggle room to work with, as their last place finish came on the frantically flapping wings of a (6-10) year. That’s almost twice as good. Take some comfort in that, Jaguars fans.Prediction Method 6: Best Team History Record Record: (4-0) / 100.0%
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
This method is the only undefeated one remaining. We’ll see if that sticks. Jacksonville is one of the youngest teams in the NFL (by longevity, not age of the roster), which means every win and loss has a greater impact on their overall win percentage.
Detroit Lions: (563-673-33) / 45.7%
Jacksonville Jaguars: (177-228-0) / 43.7%
They’re also one of only two teams to never end a game in a tie, interestingly (the other being the also-young Houston Texans). All that this means is that the true Jacksonville legacy is yet to be discovered. It’ll come in time. Which is probably a good thing because as of right now their overall record is worse than the Detroit Frickin’ Lions’.
Pick: Detroit Lions
Prediction Method 7: More Experienced Coaching Staff Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
Lions:Prediction Method 8: More NFL Top 100 Players Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
Matt Patricia: 2 years as a head coach Darrell Bevell: 14 years as an offensive coordinator Cory Undlin: 0 years as an defensive coordinator Brayden Coombs: 0 years as a special teams coordinator Total: 16 yearsBevell has the experience here, and the way this season is going, nobody else in this organization is going to have their NFL coaching careers last anywhere near as long as his.
Jaguars:
Doug Marrone: 5 years as a head coach Jay Gruden: 3 years as an offensive coordinator Todd Wash: 4 years as an defensive coordinator Joe DeCamillis: 32 years as a special teams coordinator* Total: 44 yearsHoly smokes, Joe DeCamillis! To be clear, I counted his years listed as an NFL “special teams coach” as experience toward being a special teams coordinator. Even without that, he would hit 11 years and the Jaguars would still take this category, so I’m going to include it to give credit to that. That kind of longevity in one of the “big four” coaching positions in the NFL (even if people consider special teams to be the “lesser” one) is an achievement worth recognizing.
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
Lions
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Jaguars
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Poor Detroit. There are only six teams with no players on the NFL Top 100, which is the only way the Lions have a hope of taking this category. Sadly, in a tie, these picks favor the home team, so the prediction goes to Jacksonville anyway.
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
Prediction Method 9: Madden 21 Simulation Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
During the bye, Jeremy Reisman’s Lions managed a win against the New York Jets, just for funsies. Coming back to reality this week means...well, coming back to reality, as Detroit drops another game. The Lions lost to the Jags, 22-17.Prediction Method 10: Tecmo Super Bowl Simulation Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
I don’t have a long writeup with screenshots for this one this week, but rest assured it was a pretty boring game. Punts were plentiful, as neither offense could get much going. The only interesting plays were a long evasive TD run from Kerryon Johnson (124 yards on the day), and then a Jaguars fumble on the kickoff that followed that was picked up for a nice run by Matt Prater of all people. Jacksonville had a chance for a long touchdown throw to win as the final seconds expired, but the pass was dropped by a wide open receiver.
Lions win, 20-14.
Pick: Detroit Lions
Prediction Method 11: Fen's Pick Record: (0-4) / 0.0%
Fen has really held the faith this year. She’s getting upset that her sister is kicking her butt so much, and she continues to pick who she really thinks she’s going to win, but...poor naive girl, she continues to really think that that’s going to be Detroit. That has been to her detriment so far, as she is the only method with an 0-4 record, but she keeps it up this week. Fen favors Detroit.Prediction Method 12: Elena's Pick Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
Pick: Detroit Lions
Elena got her first haircut! She also continues to cruise along, making picks willy-nilly and getting them right. This time around she opts for Jacksonville. Perhaps she’s starting to feel safe picking against Detroit?
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
Prediction Method 13: My Wife's Pick Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
My wife’s practicality and my mom’s misplaced faith in Detroit has led them back to matching records this week. Will that stick?Prediction Method 14: My Mother’s Pick Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
“Who’s your pick for Week 6?”
“Who’s playing?”
“The Lions are playing the Jaguars, in Jacksonville.”
“I guess it doesn’t really matter...I’m gonna say ‘not the Lions’. Just sad, really.”
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
“Who’s your pick for this week?”
“Detroit.”
“Okay, how come?”
“Because I don’t know who they’re playing and that’s all I could say. ...who are they playing?”
“The Jacksonville Jaguars.”
“Oh. Detroit. ‘Cause I don’t know anything about them anyway.”
Pick: Detroit Lions
Prediction Method 15: OddsShark Forecast Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
This is not the narrowest score differential that OddsShark has called for Detroit this year. They have the Jaguars winning fairly safely with a predicted score of 28.4 - 23.7.Prediction Method 16: My Pick Record: (2-2) / 50.0%
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
This Lions team is fairly shite. Its defense has to be the worst I’ve seen since 2008. The offense is capable of moving the ball, but not well. I have little hope for even an 8-8 season. And yet...
And yet.
I can’t help but feel a little optimistic this week. I mean no offense to the Jaguars fans of the world, because we’re right there with you, but you’re pretty shite this year as well. Barring a tie, this week is going to see one of our teams getting its second win of the year, which doesn’t speak well of either of us. And when a matchup is between fairly comparable teams, that’s when you can look up to the sky just a little bit. If there’s a week that Detroit can manage a win, it’s a week when they’re against a team that’s struggling through 2020 just as much as Detroit is. As much as we all are.
Call me crazy, but I could see it happening.
Pick: Detroit Lions
Prediction Method 17: A Literal Coin Flip Record: (3-1) / 75.0%
Last week the coin picked New Orleans, and I expressed interest in the possibility that the sentient coin was deliberately picking incorrectly in order to get back to a 50/50 record.Prediction Method 18: Honolulu Blue Kool-Aid Record: (1-3) / 25.0%
Nnnnnnnope.
And now that we know it’s trying to pick for realsies, this week’s selection of Jacksonville should be a little scarier.
Pick: Jacksonville Jaguars
IT’S A CAT FIGHT, AND WHO WINS BETWEEN A PROUD, MANED CHAMPION, AND A SPECKLED OVERGROWN HOUSECAT? THE KING OF THEJUNGLESAVANNAH, THAT’S WHO!
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW MANY MUSTACHES YOU PILE ONTO YOUR OFFENSE, IT’LL NEVER BE ENOUGH TO HOLD UP TO A PACK OF LIONS BITING YOUR LEGS OFF. I MEAN, LET’S BE REAL, HERE. JACKSONVILLE HAS AN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR THAT WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR WASHINGTON, AND THEIR RECORD IS ACTUALLY WORSE THAN OURS SO FAR THIS YEAR. THIS WEEK IS IN THE BAG. AND THE BAG HAS “DETROIT RULES, JACKSONVILLE DROOLS” WRITTEN ON THE SIDE. LIKE, PRINTED ON WITH A COOL LOGO. AND THERE ARE A BUNCH OF YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS IN THE BAG, TOO.
WE’VE GOT THIS.
Pick: Detroit Lions
Putting this in the reddit page because Ryan and David don't feel like updating the blog. submitted by Sparkys-Roommate to PodcastOfChampions [link] [comments] Each Pac-12 school gets to pick a Pokemon team to play on the gridiron. Rules are that each team gets assigned a type, and each of the 11 Pokemon on their team must be of that type. Rules are no legendaries, no two teams can have the same Pokemon, and all Pokemon need to be on offense, defense, and special teams. After all the Pokemon are selected, let the games begin. Arizona: { Type: Poison Players: Weezing, Qwilfish, Skuntank, Toxicroak, Garbodor, Arbok, Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Crobat, Muk, Swalot Preseason comments: This team is trash. Yeah, it’s got fine offensive and defensive lines with Garbodor, Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Muk, and Swalot, but everyone else is so small that they’ll get crushed by all the other teams. Quarterback is probably Toxicroak because it’s the only one left that has arms. } Arizona State: { Type: Fire Players: Charizard, Arcanine, Infernape, Camerupt, Rapidash, Turtonator, Ninetales, Darmanitan, Typhlosion, Coalossal, Incineroar Preseason comments: This team is pretty good, and it’s got a good balance of size and speed. Give the ball to Arcanine or Darmanitan, and there will be some solid lead blockers. The defense is so fast that the linebackers will be able to chase down any rush before it gets to the line of scrimmage, and don’t get me started on Charizard’s ability to block kicks. } Cal: { Type: Electric Players: Raichu, Magnezone, Electivire, Jolteon, Ampharos, Manectric, Boltund, Zebstrika, Vikavolt, Toxtricity, Dracozolt Preseason comments: Not a lot of size here, but there’s still a lot of potential. The offensive and defensive lines might get roughed around in games, but the teams got a number of zippy players to get the ball down the field to the point where an offensive line might not even be needed. } Colorado: { Type: Rock Players: Golem, Rhyperior, Tyranitar, Probopass, Tyrantrum, Rampardos, Bastiodon, Gigalith, Barbaracle, Drednaw, Aerodactyl Preseason comments: No one is getting past these heavy giants. Bastiodon at center could be enough for Rampardos to plow the ball to the endzone. If they all stand in a giant 10-player line on defense with Aerodacyl playing safety, they might be able to stop everything on defense just based on size. } Oregon: { Type: Grass Players: Venusaur, Victreebel, Exeggutor, Tangrowth, Meganium, Sceptile, Ludicolo, Torterra, Chesnaught, Appletun, Rillaboom Preseason comments: With the right strategy, this team could be pretty good. It’s got strength and versatility, and it can rely on Sceptile for the speed. They could try to just hail Mary every play with quarterback Venusaur, Chesnaught, or Rillaboom to fire to Sceptile waiting in the endzone before the opposing defense will even notice what happened. } Oregon State: { Type: Dark Players: Shiftry, Mandibuzz, Houndoom, Absol, Greninja, Krookodile, Zoroark, Hydreigon, Grimmsnarl, Obstagoon, Drapion Preseason comments: This team could be really fun to watch, especially with Greninja going everywhere on the field and looking like the leading kickoff returner. This defense with Hydreigon at linebacker will be fun to see floating around and getting everywhere it needs to be. } Stanford: { Type: Psychic Players: Hypno, Wobbuffet, Jynx, Medicham, Grumpig, Claydol, Metagross, Bronzong, Reuniclus, Malamar, Oranguru Preseason comments: This team looks super lame, but keep in mind that these are all psychic types. Other teams will look at this and the get completely juked out at every opportunity. I see Metagross being the star on the offensive and defensive lines, able to seek out anything trying to break through. } UCLA: { Type: Water Players: Blastoise, Poliwrath, Gyarados, Lapras, Feraligatr, Kingdra, Swampert, Sharpedo, Wailord, Walrein, Seismitoad Preseason comments: What a solid (liquid?) team. They’ve got size where they need it, and Poliwrath could be an ace backfield blocker. Wailord is so big, you probably don’t even need the rest of the defensive line. Just let Wailord lay across the field and it’s hard to imagine anything breaking that barrier. } USC: { Type: Steel Players: Steelix, Scizor, Aggron, Excadrill, Empoleon, Melmetal, Skarmory, Lucario, Escavalier, Copperajah, Duraludon Preseason comments: This team has all you need except for a single speedster. It could be outrun downfield, and they might be overdependent on Lucario. That being said, they have so much size on this team, I don’t see how anyone can get tackled. Lucario is easily the star on this team, and everyone else is doing a whole lot of blocking. } Utah: { Type: Flying Players: Pidgeot, Fearow, Tropius, Salamence, Dragonite, Altaria, Staraptor, Gliscor, Braviary, Corvinight, Togekiss Preseason comments: Flying types are going to be the hardest to plan against. We might have to review the rules to see if it’s ok for them to just fly over the opposing team. It’ll be interesting to see their defensive strategy though because some of their opponents could fairly easily dodge swooping tackles. } Washington: { Type: Ice Players: Cloyster, Mamoswine, Abomasnow, Weavile, Glalie, Beartic, Avalugg, Aurorus, Arctozolt, Crabominable, Cryogonal Preseason comments: Pretty standard team. It’s got some good size and can rely on Weavile for the speed when needed. I feel like that unless they’re up against problem typings like fire, rock, or steel, that they could just truck through anything that they need to. Defense might be an issue if the ball gets past the defensive line because I’m not sure there’s enough speed except for Weavile who they might rely on as the only DB to do all the work. } Washington State: { Type: Ground Players: Dugtrio, Donphan, Flygon, Whiscash, Gastrodon, Garchomp, Golurk, Mudsdale, Palossand, Sandaconda, Diggersby Preseason comments: I can only imagine what this team could do with Flygon above, Garchomp from under, and everyone else contributing in any way they can. Dugtrio is fast enough to trip any ball carrier or appear into the endzone ready to catch any pass. Though, I’m not sure it would be able to catch anything with no body and just 3 heads. } What the teams look like: http://pac12podcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/pac-12-pokemon-teams.pdf For those of you that are interested and those of you that are everyone else, break out your imagination caps, and let's simulate in our brains what it would be like for Pokemon to be literally playing Pac-12 football following the conference-only schedule that was released before the season was postponed. The rules are the same NCAA football rules, but the players can also use their Pokemon powers. WEEK 1 SIM Arizona State (Fire type) at Arizona (Poison type) ASU has an overall better team full of much faster and more-skilled players. Charizard playing WR and Arcanine at RB carried the team to victory. ASU blows out the wildcats 59-0. USC (Steel type) at UCLA (Water type) Water resists steel so the USC players' powers are proven useless. UCLA wins 20-13. Colorado (Rock type) at Oregon (Grass type) The ducks take advantage of the fact that grass type powers are supereffective against rock types, so Colorado's players keep fainting on the field. Oregon wins 34-10. Utah (Flying type) at Washington State (Ground type) Utah's players are immune from Wazzu's players' attacks. Washington State wins 48-20. Cal (Electric type) at Oregon State (Dark type) No type advantages here, but Oregon State's team is bigger and stronger and rolls right over the Cal Bears. Beavers win by a touchdown 34-27. Stanford (Psychic type) at Washington (Ice type) It's a close game, but Washington's players are bigger and stronger. Huskies win a low-scoring game 17-14. Standings after week 1: https://preview.redd.it/fi2aa0yt8gx51.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b9761b4b50817dea7b46901f3205fd9258d260a WEEK 2 SIM Arizona (Poison type) at Washington (Ice type) Arizona sucks, and the Huskies have a big and strong team. Washington wins 30-20. UCLA (Water type) at Oregon State (Dark type) The Bruins look unstoppable with the power and size of their team, especially with their star lineman Wailord, but they still have trouble moving the ball, but win 10-0. Utah (Flying type) at Colorado (Rock type) Colorado's players' rock type moves knock Utah's players out of the sky all game keeping them unable to play. Colorado wins easily 35-7. Cal (Electric type) at USC (Steel type) USC struggles to effectively use their powers against Cal just like they had trouble last week with UCLA. Steel ineffective against electric types, so Cal wins 42-30. Stanford (Psychic type) at Arizona State (Fire type) Stanford's small size and slow speed continue to be a problem for them. Sun Devils win 35-17. Oregon (Grass type) at Washington State (Ground type) Washington State's ground types are no match for Oregon's grass types. Oregon Ducks win big 40-10. Standings after week 2: https://preview.redd.it/8zdekq009gx51.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=0461d926eeeee112ba9afd605fd44ccbee6a9ec8 WEEK 3 SIM Arizona State (Fire type) at Oregon (Grass type) Eugene is burnt to a crisp Friday night as the Fire type Sun Devils dismantle the Grass type Ducks. ASU wins by 3 touchdowns 31-10. USC (Steel type) at Stanford (Psychic type) The Trojans finally have type advantage on their side as their steel typing resists all of Stanford's attempts to psych them out. USC wins 31-15. Colorado (Rock type) at Arizona (Poison type) It's tough to poison a rock. Colorado crushes Arizona 34-17. Oregon State (Dark type) at Utah (Flying type) A close game this week with two high-powered offenses. Oregon State edges out Utah 49-48. Washington (Ice type) at Cal (Electric type) Cal's speed can only hold up against the Huskies' size for so long. Washington pulls away 35-24. Washington State (Ground type) at UCLA (Water type) UCLA washes away Wazzu, rendering the ground types immobilized. UCLA wins 16-3. Standings after week 3: https://preview.redd.it/168x0ly59gx51.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=25b12f807e697bebcb7e7ee55af73ba6682aef7a WEEK 4 SIM Utah (Flying type) at UCLA (Water type) Utah's players fly over UCLA's massive defensive line with no need for much blocking. Utah hands UCLA their first loss of the season 24-14. Colorado (Rock type) at USC (Steel type) USC records a record 10 sacks against Colorado with their steel typing breaking open Colorado's offensive line. USC wins 30-7. Cal (Electric type) at Washington State (Ground type) Wazzu's ground types take advantage of Cal's electric types. Cougars win 35-3. Oregon (Grass type) at Oregon State (Dark type) An exciting game. Oregon wins on a last-second field goal 26-24. Standings after Week 4: https://preview.redd.it/s6vh2lyc9gx51.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=970c5df8cb34e6e74128eeb2eff25d49c676d59e WEEK 5 SIM USC (Steel type) at Arizona (Poison type) Silly wildcats. Steel types are immune to poison. USC wins 34-6. UCLA (Water type) at Arizona State (Fire type) UCLA hands the Sun Devils their first loss of the season due to type advantage. UCLA wins 27-10. Stanford (Psychic type) at Cal (Electric type) Cal's players looked confused the entire game. Stanford picks up their first win 17-6. Oregon State (Dark type) at Washington (Ice type) Washington keeps their undefeated season alive after edging out Oregon State 21-20. Standings after week 5: https://preview.redd.it/igst86th9gx51.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=25f671b48788e690628a3f0d4f6c5d38e14ae3f5 WEEK 6 SIM Washington State (Ground Type) at Stanford (Psychic type) #pac12afterdark strikes Friday night as Washington State pulled off a Hail Mary pass to Flygon ending the game with a Wazzu victory 17-13. Arizona (Poison type) at Utah (Flying type) The wildcats fall down again. Utah wins 27-6. Arizona State (Fire type) at Colorado (Rock) The Buffaloes put out Arizona State's firepower in an expected yet disappointing effort from Charizard, the Sun Devils' star WR. Colorado wins 20-7. Washington (Ice type) at Oregon (Grass type) The Huskies freeze the Ducks in their tracks due to superior type advantage. Washington wins 35-20. Standings after Week 6: https://preview.redd.it/co84i0vk9gx51.png?width=459&format=png&auto=webp&s=d33b6c19c02f96ade2b9f8b0cf61fa1ca0050ae8 WEEK 7 SIM Colorado (Rock type) at Washington (Ice type) Colorado's players' rock type moves crush all of Washington's players. The last undefeated team loses, and Colorado wins 31-14. Arizona (Poison type) at Oregon State (Dark type) Oregon State's versatility proves advantageous against the struggling Wildcats. Beavers win 27-21. Utah (Flying type) at Arizona State (Fire type) ASU's home field advantage shows in a thriller against the Utes. Sun Devils win 38-34. Stanford (Psychic type) at UCLA (Water type) Upset central! The heavily-favored Bruins are stunned by the Cardinal's secret psychic strategy. Stanford wins using telekinesis 21-18. Oregon (Grass type) at Cal (Electric type) Electric attacks are shown to be ineffective against grass types. Oregon wins 41-30. Washington State (Ground type) at USC (Steel type) USC's steel types struggle to find momentum against Washington State's ground types stopping them in their tracks. Washington State wins 34-24. Standings after week 7: https://preview.redd.it/prgws9lo9gx51.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad4905500cbaedc645a5560cc5951ba8d1ef8ddd WEEK 8 SIM Arizona State (Fire type) at Washington State (Ground type) The ground type Cougars immobilize the fire type Sun Devils. Washington State wins 40-30. USC (Steel type) at Oregon (Grass type) USC's players resist all of Oregon's players' moves. USC beats the Ducks 34-23. UCLA (Water type) at Colorado (Rock type) The Bruins surf all over the rock type Buffaloes. UCLA wins 27-10. Cal (Electric type) at Arizona (Poison type) Arizona almost gets their first win of the season but they couldn't keep up with Cal's speed at the end of the game. Cal wins 35-34. Oregon State (Dark type) at Stanford (Psychic type) Dark types are immune to psychic attacks. Oregon State wins easily 35-7. Washington (Ice type) at Utah (Flying type) The ice type Huskies freeze the flying Utes. Washington wins 21-7. Standings after week 8: https://preview.redd.it/4nu3mfsr9gx51.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=810dd3d2f8afbc3d4eaff3e1b03a2c3cdeec04dd WEEK 9 SIM Oregon (Grass type) at Arizona (Poison type) Arizona gets their first win by poisoning the Ducks till they faint. Arizona wins 30-14. Arizona State (Fire type) at USC (Steel type) Finally the Sun Devils get a break. Arizona State melts the Trojans to victory 34-7. UCLA (Water type) at Washington (Ice type) No matter what the Huskies try to do to use their powers in a game of football, they do ineffective damage. UCLA wins 27-10. Colorado (Rock type) at Stanford (Psychic type) Colorado's brawn beats Stanford's brains in a close game of football. Colorado wins 17-14. Utah (Flying type) at Cal (Electric type) Utah's players can't do anything against Cal's electric team. Cal wins 35-10. Washington State (Ground type) at Oregon State (Dark type) The Cougars and Beavers trade the ball midfield in a low-scoring affair, but Oregon State comes out on top 17-13. Standings after week 9: https://preview.redd.it/sqayzd1w9gx51.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=2903870d00ce88e72c1fcb9897d60fa8a52839fe WEEK 10 SIM USC (Steel type) at Utah (Flying type) Good matchup, but USC's steel typing resists all of Utah's players' attempts to tackle. USC wins 30-10. Washington (Ice type) at Washington State (Ground type) As per usual, the Huskies freeze the Cougars, especially with the ease of doing so against ground types. Washington wins the Apple Cup 24-3, clinching the north division. Arizona (Poison type) at UCLA (Water type) Arizona's pathetic team can't break through the Wailord defensive line almost all game. UCLA gets overconfident and gives up 28 unanswered points. Arizona wins 28-27. Cal (Electric type) at Arizona State (Fire type) This ends up being a really close game until the very end when Camerupt plows the way for Arcanine to score in a walk-off fashion. ASU wins 35-30. Oregon State (Dark type) at Colorado (Rock type) Running back Rampardos is the MVP of the game converting a 4th and goal from the 2 with 15 seconds left. Colorado wins 31-30. Stanford (Psychic type) at Oregon (Grass type) Stanford falls again, this time losing in the trenches. Oregon wins 21-12. Standings after week 10: https://preview.redd.it/ka6wxrlz9gx51.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1ce5eeccb1de8eaf72d309de36e97135c925caa WEEK 11 SIM UCLA (Water type) at Cal (Electric type) UCLA has been dreading this game since the schedule was released, knowing that Cal's electric typing would overmatch their water typing. And it stings that much more now that they need both Colorado and Arizona State to lose to make it to the championship game. Cal wins 45-30. Arizona (Poison type) at Stanford (Psychic type) Everyone knows that poison types are vulnerable to psychic type moves. The wildcats are psyched to the point of fainting in the battle between last place teams. Stanford wins 32-10. Oregon (Grass type) at Utah (Flying type) Utah's flying types consume all of Oregon's grass types. Both teams don't have a shot at their division, and Oregon is hella demoralized. Utah wins big 40-14. Oregon State (Dark type) at Arizona State (Fire type) After Washington's win last week, the Beavers are out of the running. The Sun Devils on the other hand just need to win this game and Colorado to lose. It is a hard-fought back and forth with 5 lead-changes, but the Sun Devils come out on top. Arizona State wins 38-34. Washington (Ice type) at USC (Steel type) The Huskies have already clinched the division, and with 2 losses don't have a shot at the CFP. Their frozen hearts are smashed by steel. USC wins their final regular season game 27-6. Washington State (Ground type) at Colorado (Rock type) Colorado drew a bad hand trying to face a football team full of ground types on the week that they need to win in order to make it to the Pac-12 championship game. Earthquakes keep destroying Colorado's rock types. Washington State wins 45-24, and Arizona State makes it to the championship game. Standings after week 11: https://preview.redd.it/2s4unhf4agx51.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=de66374b89bb8adcf9f383ab5849156e91e5f32a CHAMPIONSHIP GAME SIM Washington (Ice type) vs Arizona State (Fire type) Washington, with their great offensive typing and great defensive American footballing comes out to play despite a horrible type disadvantage. Arizona State's fire types melt all of Washington's players to the point of being happy snowmen. It is just too easy for the Sun Devils to take advantage of the situation to not do so. Arizona State wins 35-14. BOWL LINEUPS As written in the stars, the Pac-12 misses out on the CFP because of too much parity, but everyone is bowl-eligible. The Bowls will take their favorites. Fiesta Bowl Arizona State (Fire type) vs TBD Valero ALamo Bowl Washington (Ice type) vs Lord of the Rings characters of the Big 12 Las Vegas Bowl UCLA (Water type) vs Harry Potter characters of the SEC San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl USC (Steel type) vs Star Wars characters of the Big Ten Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl Colorado (Rock type) vs US Presidents of the ACC LA Bowl Oregon (Grass type) vs Disney princesses of the Mountain West Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl Oregon State (Dark type) vs Army (G.I. Joe characters) What a great season this was, and just in time for some real Pac-12 football! |
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